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I'm a graphic design major, but I spend way too much time thinking about cake so I don't think that's really going to work as a long-term thing. I'm also between 1/3 and 1/2 black, but don't hold it against me like my ex-boyfriend's mother did. I suppose my ultimate goal is to either become a world-class patissiere or open my own bakery. This tumblr will serve as a portfolio/recipe drawer for me while I get started. Also personal and fandom blog. Can't be helped.
pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

(via myprettyfloralbonnet)

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

(via myprettyfloralbonnet)

Fruit vendir at Columbus circle gave me a crapton for a dollar. This is what’s left even after i gave away like 8 to homeless people.

Fruit vendir at Columbus circle gave me a crapton for a dollar. This is what’s left even after i gave away like 8 to homeless people.

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

(via biophiloi)

curubethion:

craggymrpancakes:

Is this attack on titan.

On that day, humanity received a grim reminder PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!!!

curubethion:

craggymrpancakes:

Is this attack on titan.

On that day, humanity received a grim reminder PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!!!

(via biophiloi)

returnthegayze:

@DarkMatterRage is #NotProud of the co-optation of Pride and the depoliticization of the white cis gay agenda.

Solidarity to all the trans, queer, PoC, &/ low income folks experiencing micro and macro agressions this Pride season. Keep the resistance alive!

To continue the conversation follow DarkMatter on Twitter and Facebook

(via biophiloi)

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek

(via cam-frye)

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

(Source: misterjakes, via fantastic-crafts)

#KITTY   #KITTIES  

twinkleofafadingstar:

white girls can’t wear bindis because in sixth grade one time i was dropped off at school by my aunt who was wearing a bindi at the time and some girl’s mom whispered to her friend how she would never let her daughter play with me because my family had probably been happy about 9/11 and then four years later that daughter showed up to school wearing a bindi as part of her “”“boho”“” look

fight me

(Source: twinkleofaspoopypumpkin, via afurosamurai)