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I'm a graphic design major, but I spend way too much time thinking about cake so I don't think that's really going to work as a long-term thing. I'm also between 1/3 and 1/2 black, but don't hold it against me like my ex-boyfriend's mother did. I suppose my ultimate goal is to either become a world-class patissiere or open my own bakery. This tumblr will serve as a portfolio/recipe drawer for me while I get started. Also personal and fandom blog. Can't be helped.
getoutoftherecat:

“get in loser we’re going shopping”

getoutoftherecat:

“get in loser we’re going shopping”

(via chaoshoodie)

#KITTY  

allthingshyper:

inspiredmuslimah:

The man in the picture is Rachid Nekkaz, a French-Algerian businessman living in France.

He heard about the niqab ban in France. Then he announced that he will pay all fines for women who wear the niqab - not just in France but “in any country in the world that bans women from doing so”.

He opened a fund of € 1 million. Then he said, “My sister, go out free wherever you want and I will pay the fine for you”

Allahu Akbar, May Allah reward him.

*AGGRESSIVE APPLAUSE*

(Source: bintadamm, via theeyebrowofspock)

doctorwho:

okayamelia:

“my real name is…. matt smith.”

the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.

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(via roora980)

#I can't  

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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(via sowonderfullyhigh)

The pattern looks simple. Do you want a spot on my commission list once i work it out?

The pattern looks simple. Do you want a spot on my commission list once i work it out?

I didn’t buy it, silly person! The conversation about it is out of order so i can see how you’d think that. My friend asked me to make one for her and i googled it for reference pictures and found this one.

I didn’t buy it, silly person! The conversation about it is out of order so i can see how you’d think that. My friend asked me to make one for her and i googled it for reference pictures and found this one.

she just asked at work today and even though she originally asked if I could so it which would have been easier for me I thought that a knitted one would look better. Maybe crocheted. Maybe a hybrid with crocheted meatballs/body and some i cord. 
I’ve been thinking about ways to make extra money this summer to save up for a bunch of things that i want to do (including follow fall out boy to Chicago because reasons). We checked etsy on my work computer and found a TINY plushie for 90 dollars. I almost fell off my stool. but yeah I have a Michaels coupon for the yarn and I have enough time to complete it, so i might charge her 10-30 depending on the yarn and how big it is when I’m done. Alpacas were mentioned.

she just asked at work today and even though she originally asked if I could so it which would have been easier for me I thought that a knitted one would look better. Maybe crocheted. Maybe a hybrid with crocheted meatballs/body and some i cord.
I’ve been thinking about ways to make extra money this summer to save up for a bunch of things that i want to do (including follow fall out boy to Chicago because reasons). We checked etsy on my work computer and found a TINY plushie for 90 dollars. I almost fell off my stool. but yeah I have a Michaels coupon for the yarn and I have enough time to complete it, so i might charge her 10-30 depending on the yarn and how big it is when I’m done. Alpacas were mentioned.

This is the one we saw on etsy from user thyme4homemade. It’s way bigger than i thought it was at first, but still 90 dollars.

This is the one we saw on etsy from user thyme4homemade. It’s way bigger than i thought it was at first, but still 90 dollars.

insanitycalls:

Love is patient,
Love is kind,
Love is you slowly losing your mind.

(via adultsupervisionpls)