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I'm a graphic design major, but I spend way too much time thinking about cake so I don't think that's really going to work as a long-term thing. I'm also between 1/3 and 1/2 black, but don't hold it against me like my ex-boyfriend's mother did. I suppose my ultimate goal is to either become a world-class patissiere or open my own bakery. This tumblr will serve as a portfolio/recipe drawer for me while I get started. Also personal and fandom blog. Can't be helped.

I feel like I upload or think about this song a lot, but… one more time.



Fall Out Boy - Tiffany Blews



I’m not a crybaby, I’m the crybaby

A caterpillar that got stuck

Mr. Moth come quick with any luck

A long walk to a dark house

A Roman candle heart keep us far apart
I got your body doing all right

Hate me baby maybe I’m a piece of art

My friends all lie and say

They only want the best wishes for me

Oh, 3 2 1, we go live
Oh baby, you’re a classic like a little black dress

You’re a faded moon stuck on a little hot mess


And oh baby, you’re a classic like a little black dress

But you’ll be faded soon stuck on a little hot mess


I can make your heart slow

I can feel the weather in my bones

We’re starting off, I can turn it to what I like

Your pupils big roll like dice
They say they only want the best wishes for me

They only want the best for me

Oh, 3 2 1, we go live


Oh baby, you’re a classic like a little black dress

You’re a faded moon stuck on a little hot mess

And oh baby, you’re a classic like a little black dress

But you’ll be faded soon stuck on a little hot mess


I’m not the boy I was before

What I am is just venting, venting

Dear gravity, you’ve held me down in this starless city

I’m not the boy I was before

What I am is just venting, venting

Dear gravity, you’ve held me down in this starless city
They say they only want the best wishes for me

They only want the best for me

Oh, 3 2 1, we go live
Oh baby, you’re a classic like a little black dress

You’re a faded moon stuck on a little hot mess 

And oh baby, you’re a classic like a little black dress

But you’ll be faded soon stuck on a little hot mess

  1. dark-cloud-24 reblogged this from 50shades-of-ba-sing-se and added:
    Fall Out Boy - Tiffany Blews Oh baby, you’re a classic like a little black dress Your a faded moon stuck on a little hot...
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    I love FOB
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